Oh, and some ither random shit!!!

Yeah! I got some new crap too (nothing you haven't seen on youtube abillion times by now but still... ) and I'll show it soon... Maybe tomorrow, maybe 4 months from now, but I will show you!

Oop's i did it again

So yea, I did do it again. I left whoever the fuck keeps turning up to this train wreck of a blog, all alone and defenceless... BUT! T'was not my fault. Again, i've been going through some things (Alcoholism, Xbox, Broken finger) and I totally plan on getting back on top of hings. I promise I'll start tomorrow with pictures of the pins They put in my finger (wich I'l talk aout tommorrow, guess who's drunk XD right now XD ).

I'm Back! (for now).

So, I haven't been around for a while, that's mostly due to work and alcohol related drunkeness. I've found that there's a direct correlation between the hours of work you do compared to the monetary payoff that generally increases the amount of alcohol consumed per day. And if that makes sense to you then either I'm sober, or you're drunk, in which case... Toss one over here!

I cried, real honest to god, happiness tears of geek joy.

I've watched this at least 5 times. Each time I have been moved to tears by the sheer epicness of this video. One more time (last time I promise)... *sniff* it's sooo... good.

Hate golf?

Yeah, so does this dude. He's probably not to keen on football either. He also hates damp grass, gravity and kittehs. You know what he hates most? YOU! He told me, now watch the gif again and laugh extra hard. I'm thinking he could make his name in slapstick comedy, He's a natural. Think about it, twirly ballet style swing? Check. Stupid bitchy throw? Check. Hilariously inept kick followed by awesome fall? That's a big 10-4!

What the heck is in her water supply?

Rainbows! Near the ground? Holy shit, somebody call a scientician!

Yeah, I know it's another old one but I feel this video should be preserved for furure generations.

The snow returns

It snowed. Snow is bad when you work outdoors. Here's a picture symbolising why snow is bad.

See, the dinosaur skull represents my job, and the snow symbolises... well, snow. Because the dinosaur.. and it's dead, in snow. I was never any good at metaphors. Went to work as usual knowing that it would be a waste of time, even though the job's an hours travel from here. We got there, sat around for an hour and came home. Three hours of my day wasted. On a plus side I had the most scrummy sausage cob from a nice little café in Newark.