Friday, 29 January 2010

Not impressive...

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

Yeah, I was hoping for at least an hour. And I was never asked about my conversational skills. I could so bore that Stabby little bastard back to extinction with my mastery of "um... yeah, so... wow, these chains are pretty... Y'know... metally".

Quiz by Oatmeal

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Dinosaurs true colous revealed

And they're white, black and ginger. Scientists from a science lab someplace (University of Bristol, UK, the Institute of Vertebrate Paleontology and Paleoanthropology (IVPP) in Beijing, University College Dublin and the Open University if you absolutely must know) have identified two melanosomes in fossilised proto-feathers. They also go on to say some rather predictable stuff. You know what this means though right? I can finally colour in my dinosaur drawings from Primary school!

science Daily

Battlefield: Bad company 2 is going to be AWESOME!

So I've had a few hours on Battlefield: Bad company 2 and I think it's pretty good. Ok, more than pretty good, I'm just trying not to get too over excited. There's only one level on the demo and it's set in some kind of arctic oil refinery or something, I'm probably wrong (I usually am) but there are pipes and the sea and stuff. Anyway, to cut a long boring ramble short, it's the same as Battlefield: Bad company. BUT BETTER! In every way, the controls have been jiggled a bit, the Medic class has awesome new resurrection skills (I know we've seen that somewhere before), the sniper rifles seem a bit more powerfull and the scenery distruction is beautiful. Damn, I can't wait for the full copy. And yeah, I think it's gonna be way better that COD:MW2. I got that game on release and while all my mates were reaching level 40 and higher I was... I don't even remember what I was doing but it sure as hell wasn't playing that. I'm not saying it's a bad game, I'm just saying it's not an amazing game, but I think we'll save that rant for another time. 2nd march sound good? Ok then.

Battlefield: Bad company 2 demo on XBL!

Oh my god, I nearly freaked out when I saw this as I'm a MASSIVE Battlefield fan. The original Bad Company was one of my favourite games of all time and as far as I was concerned, out-did COD in everyway. The style of play in Battlefield games is much more, um... Cerebral? Than the run and shoot nature of Call of Duty. I'm dying to play it, I just checked and it's only 46% downloaded. Damn. I'll type up what I think later if I can tear myself away =)

(And yes, I'm quite aware that's the Pc case up there. I couldn't just sit around looking for an Xbox one, I'm too damn excited!!)

The NOOOOOO button

I think that pretty much covers it. The No button.

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Sexy transformers!

Ok, sorry for two transformers posts in one day but this is just one of those things I had to share. Hey ladys, want to make your man drool? How about squeezing your bumbleboobs into one of these? I honestly have no idea what to make of these. I mean, I love transformers as much as the next guy but... Oh, and women, did I forget that part? .. but is it wise to mix the two? As much as I love Bumblebee I doubt i'd be comfortable sliding my hand up his leg to fondle his... I mean her bits. And the sexy optimus prime looks a bit too much like super girl, or woman, or whatever she is. I can hear the cry of so many hardcore Transformer fans now. "Do an Arcee one!". Link is Here!

Everything shitty is shit!

Oh man, I'm so goddamn bored. I've been staring at this damn screen for about 8 hours. You wanna know what I've done? Sweet fuck all. I know I've got a job coming in next week but it hasn't stopped me applying for others. And Apply I did, My fucking fingers are worn down to the nubs. What day is it? Wednesday right? Might go out and fetch a lottery ticket too, I kinda feel like winning a billion quid.

Polite bus apologises for wrecking shop front.

Maybe the driver had a premontion. Lucky I wasn't in there buying one of those hats. Man, I'd look so cool in one of them. Hey! Who threw that?

Wait...What did she just say?

I know it's only slightly amusing, much less if you're not from the UK but I like it an that's all that matters. Oh, and if you were wondering, Betty in Dino's bed.

New Optimus Prime figure revealed

OH-MY-GOOOODDDD! This is Prime from the upcoming War for Cybertron Videogame and toyline and I just had to post it. He looks fucking sweet. If I was any kind of geek (and I am) I'll be picking this naughty boy up as soon as he's released... As long as I'm working. Otherwise I'd trade it for a bag of really shiny rocks (that I'd spay painted gold).

What your made of.

I found this pic on one of my favourite sites geekologie (check it out) And it pretty much scared the crap outta me. Forget your Freddy Kreugers and your boogy men. They should make a film with the big one as the scary ass monster.

Yay me!

I recieved a cellphone telephone call (Obscure futurama reference win) this morning offering me 2 weeks work. That's a big yay for me considering I've not worked for 2 months. The only problem is that it's with John the Bastard and I'm prety sure I had an argument with him for something. If only I could remember what it was, I could send him a bunch of flowers with an apology card attached.

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Mouse S&M

See, the lady mouse is caught up in some kind of kinky mouse-sex device, and the dude mouse comes up from behind and has his dude-mousey way with her. Either that or the dude mouse is fucking a corpse...


I was just checking out my "blog" and I noticed the adds on the side. All drink related! It's like Google knows me better than i know myself.

I love being drunk but...

I can't understand why there are so many goddamn ads on my fucking... web log (shit, I don't even like those words). If I was sober i'd so.. not be typing this. Damn I can't wait till friday. You know why? So I can drink and not be alone! Woohoo!
>EDIT< Never mind, I sorted it. I guess i didn't need to be sober after all. Yay.

a xenophobia. How will you eat yours?

You know what? I'm not even going to explain this sentence. I just love it so much it's going to become my new catchphrase. Oh, and incase you're wondering, flame grilled with fries and cheese.

Being jobless hurts

So I've spent all (ALL!) day trawling Jobsites and I must have applied for at least 15 jobs. I'll be lucky to hear back from any of them because I just don't have the training. Yeah, working on building sites is all good when people want things building but as soon as things get a bit tight the whole industry shuts down, and when that's all you've done all your working life then you're pretty boned. You might be wondering what this post has to do with the picture and the answer is... nothing really. That's just how I felt after making my 6th cup of tea and walking straight into the shelf above the chair!! =(

Monday, 25 January 2010

If the eyes are the window to your soul...

So I saw this a few days ago and never got 'round to posting it because I was at a seminar for really awesome people (Read, out getting drunk with friends) and then I decided I wanted a new blog, but then I decided I wanted a Job more so I went to sort that out first. I can't think of any reason for someone having a... Whatever the fuck kind of piercing that is, unless you don't like keeping drool inside your mouth or your ideal partner is Skeletor. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. You can tell this kids really rebelious though, she can eat with her mouth open and nobody can say shit about it.
P.S no, I didn't find a job yet if anyone was wondering.

Second try

I totally fucked up the last one of these I tried. I didn't like the name either so I'm just gonna delete it and post all the cool stuff I stea... Er find on the intertubes here. I've probably lost that one guy that was following me on my old... this. Sorry, I can't say... Blog. It's such a dirty word. Anyway, Stalker guy, If you find me, welcome back. I missed you.